The Gaytriot is a Russian gay man (Vladimir Putin) who has to stop anti-gayliens from destroying all gay people.
The Gaytriot is the protagonist of the shitty Russian game Patriot. Inside Gaming decided to play this shit Ruskie creature. They decided the plot was about gay marriage, since Russia.
Gaytriot was just your regular Russian man who gets a hard-on from other mens weiners. He has to fight for his right to sodomy. But some Anti-Gaylien bastards have to stop his goal of legalizing gay marijuana in Russia. He uses his gayban sunglasses that let him see what straight people see, to find Anti-Gayliens (spoiler: it's everyone). In short Gaytriot is just someone who wants to live a normal homosexual life.
Episode List Edit
- First Episode: FIGHT FOR GAY RIGHTS. Patriot Gameplay!
- Last Episode: WE BEAT OFF THE GAME HARD. Patriot Gameplay Part 2!
- Gaytriot is a fan of the gayest football team ever: the Dallas Cowboys.
- Gaytriot is a fan of the gayest baseball team ever: the St. Louis Cardinals.
- Gaytriot is a fan of anal sex.