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Mack

NOT old Jake!

“I was no use at all.” — Classic incompetent Mack.

Mack is a character from Ride To Hell: Retribution. He is the uncle of Jake and Mikey Conway, at least that's what he pretends to be, judging by his looks, he could also be a homeless biker who's just stalking Jake. Anyway, Mack's part in Ride To Hell is to kind of be a mentor to and help Jake avenge the death of Mikey.

DescriptionEdit

It's safe to say that Mack could be just any old hobo you see every day on the street, but, in Ride To Hell he is basically just that with the exception that he is somehow related to Jake and Mikey.

He wears the same cloths as Jake, an old and scruffy biker jacket, and an ugly and dirty biker tank top with hideous biker shoes and shitty pants. Additionally, he looks really old with his white long hair and full beard, almost like santa, a dirty, stupid, criminal, and junkie santa.

Just like Jake, Mack has hands bigger than his head. Experts say, this comes from Mack's uncontrollable and chronic lust for masturbation, just like Jake. (Maybe they are really related after all?).

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TriviaEdit

  • Mack is no use at all.
  • Mack died how he lived, in a dirty prostitutes house.
  • Mack may be addicted to meth, but it's hard to tell with that beard.
  • Mack's hair is made with white play-dough instead of the black play-dough that makes up Jake and Mikeys hair.
  • Mack died two days ago.

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