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One of the prostitutes from Jake's dreams.

“He's a speed freak, you know? Always looking for scratch to race his bike, whenever he's not blowing it on meth.” — One of the prostitute's opinion on Jake. Note: Jake gets a boner from getting insulted by whores.

The Prostitutes from Ride To Hell: Retribution are a vital part of Ride To Hell's story line and are the only women able to help Jake Conway on his quest. Actually, they are only replicas from Jakes imagination while masturbating and don't exist except in Jakes head.

DescriptionEdit

The Prostitutes look extremely deformed and inhumanely unproportional compared to real life women. This is probably due to the fact that they are hallucinations from Jake's masturbation thoughts. This theory is supported by the fact that in the sex scenes from Ride To Hell, Jake and the whores never take off their clothes. This is an occurrence that is only possible in Jake's mind.

PLT872

Why is Jake fucking a dead body?

TriviaEdit

  • The prostitutes have a variety of names ranging from Prostitute #1 to Prostitute #4 and every number in between.
  • Since all the prostitutes are named prostitute #1-4, there are many with #1 and #2, this has lead to a great prostitute war, where most casualties come from Hepatitis used as a Chemical agent.
  • It is much debated between experts whether the prostitutes actually exist, this has lead to a great expert war, where most casualties come from large books launched via mortar.

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